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Pick 3 characters, and have them answer the following questions accordingly. (They may be original characters or not):

1. Kiema
2. Koi
3. Vandra


1. Number one, what was your childhood like?

Kiema: Very nice. My family was very well off so I had everything I wanted.


2. Character number three, if you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?

Vandra: I don’t think I would have taken that first mission to China.
Kiema: But then you wouldn’t have ever have met me.
Vandra: Exactly. I’d be able to sleep at night.
Kiema: I think they were going for a historical event.
Vandra: Fine. I would have taken out Hitler.


3. Number two, would you rather be immortal and eternally miserable, or live a mortal, blissfully peaceful life?

Koi: I like the second, but since that’s not going to happen soon I think I’ll take the first one. Oh wait, I’m already living that one.
Kiema: You’re not miserable. You have an author you get to fuck.
Koi: And I wonder how was behind that one?
Kiema: Me…to bad I’ve never got to actually be BEHIND that one.
Koi: (punches Kiema out of his chair).


4. Say, character number three, how much do you weigh?

Vandra: (has to stop laughing first) Enough to have sent Kiema further.
Kiema: (climbing back into his chair) You could have helped me up.

5. Have you ever loved and lost, number one? I'll bet it was your fault, wasn't it? Tsk tsk...

Kiema: Somewhat. She has a habit of running out of my bed for a while and then I have to track her down again. More then likely it was my fault.


6. Oh, no character two! You've just strolled into a department store to admire the lovely washing machines when a guy with a nylon stocking over his head runs in and holds the whole store at gunpoint! How will you save the day? (If you are a coward and do not wish to save the day, what do you do upon Stocking Head's arrival?)

Koi: I help myself to a snack and then try to use one of the washers to get the blood out of my clothes.


7. Number Three, tell your best "Yo Momma" joke.

Vandra: (annoyed glare).


8. Who is the one person you cannot live without, character number one? Why?

Kiema: That’s easy Vandra. She’s great in bed.
Vandra: So is a sheep.
Kiema: Not so much. I don’t understand their bleating.
Vandra: I don’t believe that you just admitted to that.
Koi: It’s not that surprising. I think he’s more French then you are.

9. Hey, number two, tell me one of your deepest, darkest secrets. To make you feel better, I'll tell one of mine: I don't have any deep, dark secrets.

Koi: Aiden in chaps and cowboy hat while being on to.
Kiema: Nice visual.
Koi: And that’s the closest you’re ever going to get to seeing it.


10. All characters: What kind of music do you listen to? Do you play any instruments? If so, which ones? (Yes...the kazoo counts. Your nose, however, does not.)

Kiema: What ever matches my mood and activity. I play most instruments. I pride myself on that.
Koi: Lately it’s been a lot of techno. Guitar, bass, and drums.
Vandra: Don’t have time for music.


11. What is the most annoying thing in the world, character one?

Kiema: That I still haven’t got to sleep with Aiden

12. Finish the statement, number three: Art is...

Vandra: Something that people can waste their time with.


12. Finish the statement, number two: People are...

Koi: All right has long as they leave me alone.


13. Finish the statement, number one: Imagination is...

Kiema: The key to pleasure and pain.


14. All characters: Out of the three of you, who is the most outgoing? Reserved? Humorous? Stinky? (Let's assume they know each other)

Koi: Kiema’s the most out going.
Vandra: I second that.
Kiema: Vandra’s the most reserved. I like to think of myself as also being the most humorous.
Koi: Only after Vandra’s sent you flying.
Kiema: In that case I think that this one would work better for you. Here fishy fishy, here fishy fishy.

15. Quick, Number three! Write a poem!

Vandra: When Kois going flying so do horny vampires.
Kiema: That doesn’t rhyme. (missing the point).
Koi: I like it.

16. What is your favorite word, number one?

Kiema: Fucking Vandra.
Koi: That’s not one word. That’s an action.
Kiema: It’s still my favorite.
Koi: Why don’t you just go with the first word.
Kiema: Fucking.
Koi: Yep.
Kiema: I guess that works.


17. Character number three, what is one weird thing that you can do? (i.e. wiggle your ears, fold your tongue, play 'amazing grace' with your armpit...)

Vandra: I can sprout wings out of my back.
Kiema: Can I touch them?
Vandra: No.
Kiema: Why not?
Vandra: Because their mine.
(They go back and forth like that for awhile. In the mean time….)


18. Speak any other languages, Number Two?

Koi: Yes; English, Chinese, and Japanese.

19. What is your nationality, character number one?

Kiema: (realizing that the questions are still coming) Japanese by today’s standards.


20. Pick, number two: asparagus or canned peas? Please elaborate.

Koi: Asparagus. It’s long and chewy.
Kiema: You would like that.
Koi: Well it’s all your fault.

21. What scares you the most, character three?

Vandra: Spending the rest of eternity locked in a very small room with Kiema.
Kiema: That could be fun.

22. All characters: What is one thing you would like the world to know about you?

Kiema: Koi likes men.
Vandra: Please don’t remind me. That’s still weird.
Koi: No I don’t. It doesn’t count if it’s prettier then most women.
Vandra: In a few minutes I’ll be cooking vampire.
Koi: You can brow my lighter.
Kiema: She doesn’t need your help.
Koi: I’m going to go to a western wear shop. (winks).